Crazy history

We all thought that the war ended when they signed Peace and all that comes out in the boring history books... But it's not like that. Really, what did the war end was an alien attack and invasion of E.T's force in Germany. This is not all, cause also have to say that Luke Skywalker participated in the war giving encouragement to France for be the winner. Some people say, they saw as Hans and Luke handed lasers blade to the French. One person heard him say to Luke: "French: That the force will be with you". Really, is this what happened, yes. I'm sure.

Perhaps I may be si sure because I saw it myself. Yes my friend, I saw how Luke stopping the World War II and how battling the aliens. It was so great! Now,  we are friends and we go to the party in San Fermin. 

It's a very, very shame that he has pasaed to Yihadism and now can met no more. It was nice while it lasted. ;)